In self defence

By Monday, May 9, 2016 0 No tags Permalink 0

So here we are teaching and training all of our wonderful women to be the best little courtesans/escorts that they can be. Training for massage, training for porn star, gfe and tie and tease, how to run a session, how to put on a condom without anyone noticing and what to say if some idiot ...

There is no ‘Usual’

By Monday, April 25, 2016 0 No tags Permalink 0

There Is No ‘Usual’   As many lucky lads have gotten to enjoy, at Funhouse I offer the Porn Star Experience - and I do so with great gusto.   However after a couple years of making many a bed rock, there’s one persistent little pet peeve known to pop up and spoil even the raunchiest of moods: “The ...

Not just a pretty face

By Saturday, April 9, 2016 0 No tags Permalink 0

By The Ambassador:   I am missing Funhouse. Since we closed our Wellington office I haven't been there, and I typically only play when I'm away, because even in a big city everyone knows someone. I believe that one of the most honest relationship a man can have is with his Madam, certainly true of Mary, but not ...

Part two

By Sunday, March 13, 2016 0 No tags Permalink 0

  And as a close follow up to my post yesterday which was supposed to be a two part mystery – the forum situation can be a nightmare for sex workers. They either have to be active on the forum and schmoozing all the time or risk being called snobs as we seem to have become ...