I found this screenshot of a text conversation from a while ago. Gotta love the complete idiots – although mostly we ignore them sometimes when it is a boring day I like to have some fun. I will write it exactly as it came through bearing in mind I hate text language.
He: How much for an hour please
Me: You need to call
He: Cant in metg how much want to book
Me: Who? And for what? Sex? Dungeon? GFE? Fantasy?
Me: $350. Not available until 3.30
He: FUK OF U GOT 2 B KIDDING IT’S A COUGAR? 150 THAT’S MY PRICE AND THAT’S A GUD DEAL AT THAT
Me: Stop yelling and take your hand off your cock!
He: would rather wank myself lol get a 20 old 4 150 and better looking than that 4 380
Me: I just love that you HAVE to pay!! HAVE A FABULOUS AFTERNOON STUD!