Don’t bother numbskull

By Tuesday, January 13, 2015 0 No tags Permalink 0

I found this screenshot of a text conversation from a while ago. Gotta love the complete idiots – although mostly we ignore them sometimes when it is a boring day I like to have some fun. I will write it exactly as it came through bearing in mind I hate text language.

 

He: How much for an hour please

 

Me: You need to call

 

He: Cant in metg how much want to book

 

Me: Who? And for what? Sex? Dungeon? GFE? Fantasy?

 

He: *****

 

Me: $350. Not available until 3.30

 

He: FUK OF U GOT 2 B KIDDING IT’S A COUGAR? 150 THAT’S MY PRICE AND THAT’S A GUD DEAL AT THAT

 

Me: Stop yelling and take your hand off your cock!

 

He: would rather wank myself lol get a 20 old 4 150 and better looking than that 4 380

 

Me: I just love that you HAVE to pay!! HAVE A FABULOUS AFTERNOON STUD!

 

 

 

 

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