• Please don’t speak on my behalf

    By Thursday, June 21, 2018 0 No tags Permalink 0

      My name is Zelda and I am a full service sex worker with experience both as an independent and an agency escort; I am writing in response to your article regarding the NZPC and the fight for migrant workers rights. An article that is not only incredibly misleading but has the potential to increase harmful ...

  • Really Lisa?

    By Monday, June 18, 2018 0 No tags Permalink 1

    Hey guys, We need emails of support for the NZPC against the hateful stuff that Lisa Lewis is saying in loads of Herald articles - I suspect that the reporter is somehow ‘under her spell’ goodness knows how that could ever happen This is the last article that she had published https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12068493 This is my response to the same ...

  • Sooooo long

    By Wednesday, March 8, 2017 0 No tags Permalink 0

    I haven’t written a post for so long, we have been busy busy with all manner of things that take away my focus from writing and even when something happens that normally I would write about I can’t seem to get my head around finishing a post.   But tonight I was reading someone’s blog and realised ...

  • Giving of time

    By Wednesday, November 2, 2016 0 No tags Permalink 0

    So when I got the call from Radio NZ asking if I would be happy to be involved in a multi-media coverage of the NZ sex industry of course I said ‘Yes’. I always say ‘Yes’ as I take it all very personally and will do anything needed to be able to give my time, ...

  • In self defence

    By Monday, May 9, 2016 0 No tags Permalink 0

    So here we are teaching and training all of our wonderful women to be the best little courtesans/escorts that they can be. Training for massage, training for porn star, gfe and tie and tease, how to run a session, how to put on a condom without anyone noticing and what to say if some idiot ...

  • There is no ‘Usual’

    By Monday, April 25, 2016 0 No tags Permalink 0

    There Is No ‘Usual’   As many lucky lads have gotten to enjoy, at Funhouse I offer the Porn Star Experience - and I do so with great gusto.   However after a couple years of making many a bed rock, there’s one persistent little pet peeve known to pop up and spoil even the raunchiest of moods: “The ...

  • Not just a pretty face

    By Saturday, April 9, 2016 0 No tags Permalink 0

    By The Ambassador:   I am missing Funhouse. Since we closed our Wellington office I haven't been there, and I typically only play when I'm away, because even in a big city everyone knows someone. I believe that one of the most honest relationship a man can have is with his Madam, certainly true of Mary, but not ...

  • Part two

    By Sunday, March 13, 2016 0 No tags Permalink 0

      And as a close follow up to my post yesterday which was supposed to be a two part mystery – the forum situation can be a nightmare for sex workers. They either have to be active on the forum and schmoozing all the time or risk being called snobs as we seem to have become ...