Tips for a successful booking

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I’m lucky enough to get to Funhouse semi-regularly, and usually have a bit of a chat with Madam Mary whenever I make a booking. I thought I would share some things I have picked up over the years to make a successful booking. So here’s a few of my top tips;

 

Provide as much notice as you can; remember that Funhouse is ‘on call’ rather than ‘on shift’ and rarely have girls waiting around. If you send a text or make a call with 20 minutes’ notice you will most likely be out of luck… The girls are all fabulous, have a range of interests and careers, and are generally out and about living and loving life, so the more notice you can give the more likely you are to find the girl you’re looking to book will be available.

 

Be flexible with your own timing (if you can) and choice of companion; Funhouse is different to other agencies/brothels; Mary doesn’t stack bookings on top of one another, so you know if an alternative time is suggested it’s unlikely your choice of companion will be coming from another booking, rather, that she is managing her diary with her ‘mainstream life’ commitments. There are times when your first choice of girl won’t be available at all, and while Mary may make an alternative suggestion, it is worth being prepared by having a look at the website and having a backup option. Which brings us nicely to the next tip…

 

Be descriptive and honest about what you are looking for when you call; the website has a great feature where you can refine your companion’s attributes/services, though each of the girls is unique. From experience I can tell you that Mary is friendly, open, non-judgemental, and genuinely wants to match you with the right girl. I know that it can be a little embarrassing, but I truly believe that the most honest conversation a man can have is with his Madam. Be honest about what you’re seeking, it is to your advantage. The same applies if you’re going to text; the more you can tell Mary up front the fewer questions she will have for you, and the quicker she can make a match. Trust me, it will be worth it! I’d go so far as to say that there’s nothing which would surprise Madam Mary…

 

Giving little gifts is lovely but it’s best to check with the Madam first; I’m usually an outcall kind of guy, and when I meet a girl for the first time I check her favourite wine and preferences with Madam Mary. I’d be horrified if I poured a glass of bubbly for a girl who doesn’t drink. Or got milk chocolates for someone lactose intolerant. And never bring flowers – it can be difficult to explain in real life… If you’re going to Funhouse, the selection of wine may be limited – it’s not a wine bar so they’re unlikely to have the cheeky little Riesling you found in Otago last year…

 

You can always tip; we do it in bars, restaurants, cabs and in other service industries to reflect our pleasure and satisfaction.. The sex industry is just the same as any service industry. Tipping is appreciated, though not essential, and importantly should only be to show one’s appreciation, not as an inducement for anything ‘out of bounds’.

 

Be respectful; the Funhouse girls are pretty accommodating, and Madam Mary can usually find an enthusiastic participant in any predilection, but we must respect their boundaries. Each of the Funhouse girls are interesting, smart, gorgeous, as adventurous or nurturing as required, the whole package, but have limits. We might not get to the limits very often, but when we do, no means no.

 

Provide feedback to the Madam on your booking; you don’t need to go into detail, just how was your match? Would you like to see her again or maybe someone similar but different? Did your companion meet your expectations? Blow your mind? A few years back I had a fantastic booking, with an amazingly talented companion but she looked too much like my sister-in-law for comfort…

 

Enjoy yourself; Madam Mary has created a stylish, well-appointed, safe and comfortable environment for clients and her girls. It’s the ultimate man-cave, with stunningly beautiful and adventurous companions (but without the big screen TV), and even if you prefer an outcall or a dinner companion, I’d encourage you to ‘have fun’ (as Mary might say…).

 

The Ambassador

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